Gumtree

I saw this on Gumtree a few months ago. Sadly I’m not qualified.

Models wanted for Sideshow Freakshow photoshoot.

I'm requiring models for my Foundation Degree project next year. 
I plan to re-create a modern feel to the term sideshow/freakshow sticking to the dark edged feel.
I require people who can travel to the area and no time wasters please. 
I need models who can evoke one of the following (I will be using make-up for various characters): 


Siamese Twins, Contortionist/s, Serpent Handler, Overweight, Albino, Bearded Lady, Strongman/woman, Small people, Vampire, Fire Acts and more. 


If you are interested or feel you have a talent to be considered for this photoshoot, please contact for more details.
Thanks. x

Not being female, I can’t do this either:

Ladies get your shoes shined....and get paid £10 per pair !!! 

Hi
I'm a tall well-built 28 year old guy who's deeply submissive and would love to clean and worship your shoes. I'm willing to pay £10 for each pair of shoes you make me clean. Money is not an issue for me and its a win win for you, as not only do you get your dirty shoes cleaned without getting ur own hands dirty, you also get paid for it. And it allows me a chance to do what I like. 
You can even loan me out to your friends to use thus making more money for yourself (i'll also pay for your referals) 
If you want we could meet up someplace outside and discuss this and if you are comfortable we can take it forward. I'm a genuine guy and this is a sincere offer, so please honest replies only. 
Its a very simple no frills way for you to make some easy money and it works for me too. 
Drop me a line if interested and we can take it further. 
Cheers 
JS

Gumtree is notorious for its weird job ads, but some of the biggest companies use it:

Male and Female actor/models needed for Channel 4 series The Joy Of Teen Sex.

We are filming for the C 4 show the Joys of Teen Sex on Monday 11th July in East London. It will require nudity & different sexual positions to be demonstrated. 
Contact me if you are interested in taking part. Please send me a photo of yourself and a full body shot. We are able to pay a small fee and travel/lunch expenses. It will be a 8hr shoot day. 

Always worry if someone is looking for an ‘open-minded’ employee:

Open minded cleaner wanted

i am looking for a cleaner for 2 hours every fortnight in my two bed house, normal chores, hoovering, cleaning etc, even sometimes shopping, after a couple of times i will get you a key, so you can do the cleaning anytime. 


the reason why i said an open mined cleaner is because i am a naturist and i walk about nude all the time at home, so sometimes you will see me, sometimes you wont, but you have to be prepared for that. 


i will give good money for the right person. £12.50 per hour so thats £25.00 every fortnight for just 2 hours work, and after a while you can do those 2 hours work when you want.

Gumtree seems family friendly compared with Craigslist, whose job board seems to be dominated by the sex industry. As well as the standard adverts for masseurs, escorts and porn actors, you see some more unusual requests:

Wanted: student for cheeky voice-recording project (your computer)
I'm looking for a female student between 18 and 22, to make a voice recording on their computer (its easy as long as you have a microphone) and send me the sound-file, which I'd pay for. It would involve simply reading out a cheeky, slightly erotic story that I'd send to you. Recording is for my own entertainment only :-) Applicants who can provide a basic photo, description and sample recording of their voice will be prioritised. Regional or rough/ladette accents preferred. :-) 

This one would be easy money:

Male and genuinely ticklish? Earn £100 per hour - cash in hand!

Very straightforward. Looking for ticklish young men to be tied up and tickled. No nudity, no sex - just tickling. You need to be physically fit and genuinely ticklish to take part in this slightly unusual gig. Pay is an excellent 100 pounds per hour - cash in hand. Repeat work also possible. Apply with recent photo (face and body) and description of ticklishness (how much/where) in order to be considered! It'll be safe and fun - and good money for you - so get in touch!

Some people use the job site to advertise their services. This one seems legit:

Very cheap male cleaner

Hi, I am a 36yrs old, tall White guy with a good body in Brighton who is willing to do your cleaning. It is £2 an hour for females and £25 ph for males. 
Regards, Mark.